1. Dad, at the time of your birth: “Ladka engineer/doctor/MBA banega“  NOOO… PLEASE NOOO!!! 2. You, being 5 years old: Ma, how was I born? Mom: Pollination son, Pollination. Thanks Ma, Now i will go and pollinate with my female plant phylums 3. Dad: Padhoge, likhoge banoge nawab; kheloge kudoge hoge kharab  Hain!! I wish Tendulkar’s dad gave him the same… Read More 20 Shitty conversations Indian parents have with their kids