For writers, comedians and people who have figured out the answer to the greatest question facing humanity right now ‘Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak aur nimbu hai‘, India is like a wet dream. A potential goldmine for pure, unadulterated, original and hilarious content. The statements that our politicians make on a daily basis; the kind… Read More Baba on the dance floor, Baba likes to party
No matter how low you set the bar on ‘21 weird things that can happen only in India’, there are always a few new ones which come along and set it considerably lower. They baffle you with the absurdity of their content, while actions and words of those involved makes you wonder whether Rabri pulling… Read More Come my child, suck my blessings and STFU
1. Dad, at the time of your birth: “Ladka engineer/doctor/MBA banega“ NOOO… PLEASE NOOO!!! 2. You, being 5 years old: Ma, how was I born? Mom: Pollination son, Pollination. Thanks Ma, Now i will go and pollinate with my female plant phylums 3. Dad: Padhoge, likhoge banoge nawab; kheloge kudoge hoge kharab Hain!! I wish Tendulkar’s dad gave him the same… Read More 20 Shitty conversations Indian parents have with their kids
1. Uploaded my new DP…. No likes in 5 min. 2. Kickass Status Update #LyfRocks. Best BRO gives it a thumbs up, even as the status is uploading. 3. PM-ed my Ex, “Wanna hangout?” Seen 4 hours ago. No response yet. How can you do this to me!! 4. My crush sent me… Read More 21 Facebook situations explained with SRK gifs
For the romantics, Mumbai Bombay, the city, is like a love child of the exquise beauté Paris and the endlessly fascinating Prague. The city has a charm which remains unmatched, beauty which is bewitching and an unassuming sensuousness about it. For writers, Mumbai Bombay plays out like a delicious script, unveiling its new pages every… Read More Who’s shit is it, anyway?
“Was ist los, meine schatz? Is something wrong?” I enquired as my girlfriend clutched my hand, snuggled up to me and placed her head gently on my shoulders. I swear I heard a sob somewhere and immediately knew it was her as the tears trickled down her cheek and seeped in through the fabric of… Read More Bolly-Deutsch-wood Rendevous
Every year during this time, some of the world’s smartest people with intellectual capacity of the love-child of Mika and Yo Yo Honey Singh gather at a secret location, involve themselves in pagan practices, drink the elixir of life, and dance to the tunes of Punjabi MC. Of course I talk about the Punjabi Wedding… Read More PROST! O’zapft is! Zis ist Oktoberfest
Many years ago, three high wise men from the east saw a star and knew that it signified the birth of a KING. So, they followed the star in search of the newborn and found him in a small village. They bowed and worshipped him, offering treasures of gold, incense and myrrh. When they enquired… Read More Thoda Intezaar ka…Mazaa Lijiye
Every once in a while, there comes along a video on Youtube that becomes a sensation amongst its viewers and has a billion plus old grandmas, desperate housewives, obsessed stalkers, bemused parents, and just about anyone who consider it to be their karma to be online doing Oppa Gangnam Style. It is tweeted, retweeted, hashed,… Read More SAY NO TO THE ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE
When Robin Williams got on to that stage in circa 1997 in Shrine Auditorium after his solo Oscar win, he started his speech by “This might be the one moment that I might be speechless”. That moment passed quickly as he returned to his vociferous best and narrated a heart-warming story about the time when… Read More O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN
A Mélange of memoirs, fiction, short stories, verses, book reviews and uncorked angst.
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Thoughts inspired by tea
Writer. Stand-Up Comic. Gulab Jamun Enthusiast.
common man view
Chaos theory at work
An engineer gone random 