1. Dad, at the time of your birth: “Ladka engineer/doctor/MBA banega“
NOOO… PLEASE NOOO!!!
2. You, being 5 years old: Ma, how was I born?
Mom: Pollination son, Pollination.
Thanks Ma, Now i will go and pollinate with my female plant phylums
3. Dad: Padhoge, likhoge banoge nawab; kheloge kudoge hoge kharab
Hain!! I wish Tendulkar’s dad gave him the same advice.
4. Mom: Beta, uncle ko ‘woh’ wala dance karke dikhao
Look, You MOFO uncle. My latest move. Now get the fuck outta mah place
5. Dad, before your Board Exams: Yeh ache se pass kar lo, phir kabhi mehnat nahi karni padegi
Dankeschön, My Vater… That is such a relief to hear
6. Dad, before your University Exams: Yeh ache se pass kar lo, phir kabhi mehnat nahi karni padegi
WTF! You said same last time.
7. Dad, before your College Placement Exams: Yeh ache se pass kar lo, phir kabhi mehnat nahi ….
FUCK IT! I DID NOT sign up for this
8. Mom, at a family function: My son will top IIT this year
Yup, because I just signed up for “Nerd for Life” programme. I will code the fuck out of my life.
9. Mom, using computer: I have sent you a friend request on Facebook.
SLOW CLAPS Ma, SLOW CLAPS.. You are totes amazeballs
10. Dad, using computer: Hey, how to delete the browser history in IE?
Dad, stop embarrassing me, will you!!
11. Me: Mom, Can I go out for a late night party? Mom: Ask Dad. Dad: Ask Mom.
12. Mom, as you are leaving for college: Beta, don’t do alcohol and smoking, OK? Khaa mere sar ki kasam
Never, Ever… Ever.. Ever…. Ever Ma, EVER.
13. Mom, as you are leaving for On-site: Beta, don’t do Drugs, OK? Khaa mere sar ki kasam
WHATEVES’, Ma
14. Mom, when you are On-site: Beta, don’t bring a firangi bahu OK? Khaa mere sar ki kasam.
You are funny, Mother!!!
15. Mom, on a skype video call: Can you see me? <adjusts the camera> Now? <rotates the camera> Now? <covers the camera> NOW, NOW?
SHUT UP.. SHUT UP.. SHUUUTT UPPPPPP
16. Mom: I have taken paid membership of shaadi.com for you
APOLOGISE. TAKE IT BACK AND NO ONE GETS HURT
17. Mom: You have a girlfriend? Hamare caste ki hai?
FUCK YEAH!! And she is totes Sanskaari
18. Mom, after your 1st year of marriage: When will I see the face of my grandson?
Ahem… Lemme see. How about, NEVER? I hate those tiny douchebags
19. Dad: Paise ped pe nahi ugte, uske liye mehnat karni padti hai
Can some one give me an Aspirin right now? #preachyDAD
Journey of Indian grownUps! Way to go Subh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awesome. Simply superb. 😀
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